South Division · since 2003

Avenging Amish

Earlier names The Vandalizers (The Vandalizers), Chatmaster (Paul Granger), Touchdown My Pants (Arnold Wong), Team Murderface (Garrison Bravo), Vit's Brother, Broke Back 'lil Half Dead's Brother

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Avenging Amish

D-League American League South aka Amish

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The Rafters 2 trophies T-15th of 24 2/6

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The Rafters

Championships

2007 Chatmaster Paul Granger

Conference titles

2025 Avenging Amish AL Champion
2007 Chatmaster Paul Granger

Division titles

2024 Avenging Amish South

All-time record 157-225 .411 · regular season

Playoffs 6-3 3 trips

Titles 1 2 title games

Seasons 24 2003–2026

Per game 110.5 43,218 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (24)

2026 4-6 · #16 of 24 In progress 881.84 pts
2025 10-7 · #7 of 24 Runner-up 1,948.78 pts
2024 10-7 · #8 of 24 Playoffs 2,036.22 pts
2023 7-10 · #21 of 24 as Broke Back 'lil Half Dead's Brother Missed 1,920.10 pts
2022 1-16 · #24 of 24 Missed 1,531.03 pts
2021 3-14 · #24 of 24 as Vit's Brother Missed 1,966.90 pts
2020 3-14 · #24 of 24 Missed 1,756.72 pts
2019 5-12 · #23 of 24 Missed 1,819.03 pts
2018 8-9 · #16 of 24 Missed 2,072.86 pts
2017 5-12 · #22 of 24 Missed 1,597.03 pts
2016 7-10 · #16 of 24 Missed 1,826.88 pts
2015 6-11 · #22 of 24 Missed 1,849.07 pts
2014 6-11 · #18 of 24 as Team Murderface Missed 2,055.20 pts
2013 6-11 · #21 of 24 as Touchdown My Pants Missed 1,854.32 pts
2012 8-10 · #15 of 24 as Touchdown My Pants Missed 2,132.73 pts
2011 9-9 · #14 of 24 as Touchdown My Pants Missed 1,970.73 pts
2010 6-12 · #20 of 24 as Touchdown My Pants Missed 1,855.69 pts
2009 11-7 · #8 of 24 as Chatmaster Missed 1,810.34 pts
2008 9-9 · #13 of 24 as Chatmaster Missed 1,663.98 pts
2007 11-7 · #10 of 24 as Chatmaster Champion 1,887.16 pts
2006 8-7 · #13 of 24 as Chatmaster Missed 1,695.92 pts
2005 7-8 · #16 of 24 as Chatmaster Missed 1,546.36 pts
2004 7-6 · #11 of 24 as Chatmaster Missed 1,793.96 pts
2003 9-8 · #11 of 24 as The Vandalizers In progress 0.00 pts

Franchise bests

High-water marks

Best season 11-7 2007 · Champion

Highest score 182.70 2021 week 12 vs Suh girls, one cup Biggest win +108.41 182.70–74.29 vs Suh girls, one cup, 2021

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Joe Mixon RB · 9 straight seasons, 2018–2026

2026
- RB Austin Ekeler
- RB Bijan Robinson 3rd yr
- RB James Conner 8th yr
- RB Joe Mixon 9th yr
- WR Puka Nacua 3rd yr
- WR Xavier Worthy 2nd yr
- TE Dalton Kincaid 3rd yr
2025
- RB Bijan Robinson 2nd yr
- RB James Conner 7th yr
- RB Joe Mixon 8th yr
- RB Kareem Hunt
- WR Puka Nacua 2nd yr
- WR Xavier Worthy
- TE Dalton Kincaid 2nd yr
2024
- QB Dak Prescott 4th yr
- RB Bijan Robinson
- RB James Conner 6th yr
- RB Joe Mixon 7th yr
- WR Michael Pittman 2nd yr
- WR Puka Nacua
- TE Dalton Kincaid
2023
- QB Dak Prescott 3rd yr
- RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire 3rd yr
- RB James Conner 5th yr
- RB Joe Mixon 6th yr
- WR Kadarius Toney
- WR Mecole Hardman
- WR Michael Pittman

Earlier seasons (18)

2022
- QB Dak Prescott 2nd yr
- RB Antonio Gibson 2nd yr
- RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire 2nd yr
- RB James Conner 4th yr
- RB Joe Mixon 5th yr
- WR Allen Robinson 2nd yr
- TE Dawson Knox
2021
- QB Dak Prescott
- RB Antonio Gibson
- RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire
- RB James Conner 3rd yr
- RB Joe Mixon 4th yr
- WR Allen Robinson
- WR Antonio Brown
2020
- QB Jared Goff 3rd yr
- RB David Montgomery
- RB James Conner 2nd yr
- RB Joe Mixon 3rd yr
- RB Marlon Mack 2nd yr
- WR John Brown
- WR Julian Edelman 2nd yr
2019
- QB Andrew Luck 7th yr
- QB Jared Goff 2nd yr
- RB James Conner
- RB Joe Mixon 2nd yr
- RB Marlon Mack
- WR Julian Edelman
- WR Larry Fitzgerald 4th yr
2018
- QB Andrew Luck 6th yr
- QB Jared Goff
- RB Joe Mixon
- WR Keelan Cole
- WR Larry Fitzgerald 3rd yr
- WR Robbie Chosen
- TE David Njoku
2017
- QB Andrew Luck 5th yr
- RB Latavius Murray
- WR DeSean Jackson
- WR Emmanuel Sanders
- WR Larry Fitzgerald 2nd yr
- TE Kelvin Benjamin 3rd yr
- TE Martellus Bennett 3rd yr
2016
- QB Andrew Luck 4th yr
- RB C.J. Anderson
- RB Doug Martin
- RB Duke Johnson
- WR Larry Fitzgerald
- TE Kelvin Benjamin 2nd yr
- TE Martellus Bennett 2nd yr
2015
- QB Andrew Luck 3rd yr
- RB Terrance West
- WR Emmanuel Sanders
- WR Golden Tate
- TE Kelvin Benjamin
- TE Martellus Bennett
- PK Dan Bailey
2014
- QB Andrew Luck 2nd yr
- RB Ben Tate
- RB C.J. Spiller 2nd yr
- WR Andre Johnson 5th yr
- WR Julio Jones 3rd yr
- WR Torrey Smith 3rd yr
- TE Charles Clay
2013
- QB Andrew Luck
- RB Bryce Brown
- RB C.J. Spiller
- WR Andre Johnson 4th yr
- WR Julio Jones 2nd yr
- WR Torrey Smith 2nd yr
- TE Dennis Pitta
2012
- RB Donald Brown
- RB Jahvid Best 2nd yr
- WR Andre Johnson 3rd yr
- WR Julio Jones
- WR Torrey Smith
- WR Wes Welker
- TE Dustin Keller 2nd yr
2011
- QB Matt Schaub
- RB Jahvid Best
- RB Michael Turner 2nd yr
- WR Andre Johnson 2nd yr
- WR Mike Williams
- TE Dustin Keller
- TE Tony Moeaki
2010
- QB Jay Cutler
- RB Donald Brown
- RB Justin Forsett
- RB Michael Turner
- WR Andre Johnson
- WR Braylon Edwards
- WR Randy Moss 4th yr
2009
- QB Donovan McNabb 2nd yr
- RB Cedric Benson
- WR Antonio Bryant
- WR DeSean Jackson
- WR Randy Moss 3rd yr
- TE Chris Cooley 2nd yr
- Def Pittsburgh Steelers
2008 Estimated
- QB Donovan McNabb
- RB Jamal Lewis 2nd yr
- WR Laveranues Coles 2nd yr
- WR Marvin Harrison
- WR Randy Moss 2nd yr
- TE Alge Crumpler 4th yr
- TE Chris Cooley
2007 Estimated
- QB Matt Hasselbeck
- RB Jamal Lewis
- RB Travis Henry?
- WR Laveranues Coles
- WR Randy Moss
- TE Alge Crumpler 3rd yr
- Def Chicago Bears
2006 Estimated
- RB Brian Westbrook?
- RB Kevan Barlow
- RB Reuben Droughns
- RB Warrick Dunn
- WR Eric Moulds?
- WR Joe Horn
- TE Alge Crumpler 2nd yr
2005 Estimated
- QB Drew Brees
- QB Jake Plummer
- RB Ahman Green?
- RB Duce Staley
- WR Darrell Jackson
- TE Alge Crumpler
- TE Jason Witten?

Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.

Draft picks

Picks they dealt

21 picks sent and 17 picks received in 9 trades.

Aug 2021with Fullybaked
Sent
- 2021 2nd round Fullybaked took Javonte Williams (RB) with it
Got
- WR Tyler Boyd
Jul 2021with Vitside Mafia
Sent
- QB Ryan Tannehill
- RB David Montgomery
- 2021 1st round Vitside Mafia took Kyle Pitts (TE) with it
Got
- QB Dak Prescott
- WR Antonio Brown
- WR Allen Robinson
- 2021 9th round Vit's Brother took Dawson Knox (TE) with it
Jul 2015with Computer Jocks
Sent
- RB Justin Forsett
- RB C.J. Spiller
- WR Andre Johnson
- WR Julio Jones
- 2015 1st round Computer Jocks took Todd Gurley (RB) with it
- 2015 2nd round Computer Jocks took Charles Johnson (WR) with it
- 2015 3rd round Computer Jocks took John Brown (WR) with it
- 2015 4th round then traded once more; Vitside Mafia took Roddy White (WR) with it
- 2015 5th round then traded once more; Vitside Mafia took Los Angeles Rams (Def) with it
- 2015 6th round Computer Jocks took Jordan Reed (TE) with it
- 2015 7th round Computer Jocks took Phillip Dorsett (WR) with it
- 2015 8th round Computer Jocks took Zach Zenner (RB) with it
- 2015 9th round Computer Jocks took Brandon McManus (PK) with it
Got
- TE Kelvin Benjamin
- TE Martellus Bennett
- 2015 1st round Avenging Amish took Doug Martin (RB) with it
- 2015 2nd round Avenging Amish took Darren McFadden (RB) with it
- 2015 3rd round Avenging Amish took Larry Fitzgerald (WR) with it
- 2015 4th round Avenging Amish took Duke Johnson (RB) with it
- 2015 5th round Avenging Amish took Coby Fleener (TE) with it
- 2015 6th round Avenging Amish took Breshad Perriman (WR) with it
- 2015 7th round Avenging Amish took Denver Broncos (Def) with it
- 2015 8th round Avenging Amish took Ladarius Green (TE) with it
- 2015 9th round Avenging Amish took Marques Colston (WR) with it
Aug 2011with booyakasha
Sent
- RB Michael Turner
- 2012 8th round booyakasha took Carson Palmer (QB) with it
Got
- WR Wes Welker
- 2012 2nd round Touchdown My Pants took Jared Cook (TE) with it

Earlier trades (5)

Aug 2011with Midwestside Connection
Sent
- WR Mike Williams
- 2012 3rd round Midwestside Connection took Robert Meachem (WR) with it
- 2012 6th round Midwestside Connection took Dan Bailey (PK) with it
Got
- RB Felix Jones
- 2012 8th round then traded once more; booyakasha took Carson Palmer (QB) with it
- 2012 9th round Touchdown My Pants took Rob Bironas (XX) with it
Sep 2010with Vitside Mafia
Sent
- RB Justin Forsett
- 2011 4th round then traded once more; Pubes took New England Patriots (Def) with it
Got
- RB Jason Snelling
- 2011 5th round Touchdown My Pants took New York Jets (Def) with it
Jul 2008with Marriedwithchildren
Sent
- 2008 3rd round Marriedwithchildren took Vincent Jackson (WR) with it
- 2008 4th round Marriedwithchildren took Ladell Betts (RB) with it
Got
- QB Donovan McNabb
- WR Marvin Harrison
- 2008 8th round? path not in the record
- 2008 9th round? path not in the record
Aug 2007with 420 All-Stars
Sent
- RB Brian Westbrook
- 2007 3rd round 420 All-Stars took Jay Cutler (QB) with it
- 2007 5th round 420 All-Stars took Brandon Marshall (WR) with it
- 2007 6th round 420 All-Stars took Anthony Gonzalez (WR) with it
Got
- QB Matt Hasselbeck
- RB Jamal Lewis
- WR Deion Branch
- Def Chicago Bears
May 2007with The Street
Sent
- RB LenDale White
- 2007 1st round The Street took Marshawn Lynch (RB) with it
Got
- WR Randy Moss
- 2007 1st round Chatmaster took Chris Cooley (TE) with it

A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.

Who ran it

The owners

Danny Baccam 2015–now · 12 seasons 69-128
Garrison Bravo 2014 · 1 season 6-11
Arnold Wong 2010–2013 · 4 seasons 29-42
Paul Granger 2004–2009 · 6 seasons 53-44 1× champ
The Vandalizers 2003 · 1 season 9-8

Head to head

Against the league

Trade Ledger (4)

2021 (2)

Fullybaked Aug 28, 2021
Sent
- Draft pick R2.1
Received
- Boyd, Tyler (WR)
Vitside Mafia Jul 14, 2021
Sent
- Tannehill, Ryan (QB)
- Montgomery, David (RB)
- Draft pick R1.1
Received
- Prescott, Dak (QB)
- Brown, Antonio (WR)
- Robinson, Allen (WR)
- Draft pick R9.11

2016 (1)

Blowing My Horn Sep 6, 2016
Sent
- Martin, Doug (RB)
Received
- Prescott, Dak (QB)

2015 (1)

Computer Jocks Jul 29, 2015
Sent
- Forsett, Justin (RB)
- Spiller, C.J. (RB)
- Johnson, Andre (WR)
- Jones, Julio (WR)
- Draft pick R1.3
- Draft pick R2.3
- Draft pick R3.3
- Draft pick R4.3
- Draft pick R5.3
- Draft pick R6.3
- Draft pick R7.3
- Draft pick R8.3
- Draft pick R9.3
Received
- Benjamin, Kelvin (WR)
- Bennett, Martellus (TE)
- Draft pick R1.12
- Draft pick R2.12
- Draft pick R3.12
- Draft pick R4.12
- Draft pick R5.12
- Draft pick R6.12
- Draft pick R7.12
- Draft pick R8.12
- Draft pick R9.12

Team Name History

Avenging Amish Current 2024–present
Broke Back 'lil Half Dead's Brother 💀 Last-Place Rebrand 2023–2023
Avenging Amish 2022–2022
Vit's Brother 💀 Last-Place Rebrand 2021–2021
Avenging Amish 2015–2020

Some of this slot's past seasons are credited to: Chatmaster

Previous owners of this franchise

Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.

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