The Pecking Order Week 3, 2026
Ninjas Hit 5-Straight, Smokane Explodes to #2
Boom — Mariachi Ninjas are on an absolute tear, extending their win streak to five with a league-leading 174.6 PPG, while Smokane FC erupted into the top three with a monster 199.29-point week and a four-game heater. Meanwhile, the bottom of the AFL is in freefall: Computer Jocks and The Show are both 0-5 in their last three, and league sources tell me the rebuild conversations are already heating up in those camps.
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Mariachi Ninjas are money with a 97.1% all-play record and five straight wins — the heater everyone's talking about.
97.1% all-play 174.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Smokane FC jumped three spots to #2 after dropping a league-high 199.29 points this week and rolling a four-game winning streak.
87.0% all-play 156.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Balls Deep sits #3 with a crisp 84.1% all-play mark and 4-1 performance over the last few weeks, eyeing a marquee matchup with No Soup.
84.1% all-play 150.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Drunk Indians hold steady at #4 with an 82.6% all-play record and strong 149.8 PPG over their last three games.
82.6% all-play 149.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Fullybaked cratered from #2 to #5 after a brutal 2-3 last-three stretch — sources tell me panic is setting in.
66.7% all-play 141.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside Mafia climbed two spots to #6 with steady play, though their 2-3 record over the last three weeks leaves room for growth.
65.2% all-play 132.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Boondock Saints vaulted two spots to #7 with a 3-2 performance over the last few weeks and 128.9 PPG scoring punch.
62.3% all-play 128.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Harambe dropped one spot to #8 but owns a perfect 5-0 record over the last three weeks — this team is rolling despite the ranking slip.
60.9% all-play 128.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Jewpacabra fell three spots to #9 after a 4-1 performance over the last few weeks, caught in the middle tier of this loaded league.
62.3% all-play 126.0 PPG, last three weeks
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No Soup For You sits #10 with a 4-1 mark over the last three but left 46.60 on the bench this week — that's the Bench Blunder.
50.7% all-play 120.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Bruin Pegs Me soared four spots to #11 with a 3-2 last-three stretch and 50.7% all-play record climbing the ranks.
50.7% all-play 120.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Swiftie 4 Life jumped five spots to #12 riding a three-game winning streak and 46.4% all-play — this team is heating up.
46.4% all-play 118.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters plummeted two spots to #13 after going 1-4 over the last three weeks with four straight losses — sources say the rebuild clock is ticking.
44.9% all-play 119.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside vaulted two spots to #14 with a 4-1 performance over the last few weeks and two-game win streak showing some life.
42.0% all-play 117.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Titsburgh dropped two spots to #15 with a 2-3 record over the last three weeks, stuck in the middle tier with limited margin for error.
39.1% all-play 115.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Suh girls fell two spots to #16 despite a 3-2 mark over the last three — PPG scoring is keeping them afloat but barely.
40.6% all-play 113.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Avenging Amish took a five-spot plunge to #17 after losing back-to-back games, their 3-2 performance over the last few weeks masking deeper troubles.
37.7% all-play 108.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Ditkas hold steady at #18 with a brutal 1-4 performance over the last few weeks and 33.3% all-play mark — playoff hopes fading fast.
33.3% all-play 109.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Badd Boys climbed one spot to #19 but sit 0-5 in their last three with a five-game losing streak — the cooler this week is Computer Jocks, but Badd Boys are right there.
34.8% all-play 100.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Micks jumped three spots to #20 after posting a 1-4 mark over the last three, still swimming against the current in the bottom third.
34.8% all-play 100.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Minty Fresh vaulted three spots to #21 with a 1-4 record over the last three weeks, inching away from the cellar slowly.
27.5% all-play 88.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Chatmaster fell one spot to #22 with a 15.9% all-play record and four-game losing streak — league sources say it's ugly.
15.9% all-play 97.0 PPG, last three weeks
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The Show crashed four spots to #23 after going 0-5 over the last three with a five-game losing skid — Computer Jocks' company in freefall.
18.8% all-play 93.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks own the league's worst all-play record at 14.5% and are 0-5 over the last three with five straight losses — this is the cooler.
14.5% all-play 92.8 PPG, last three weeks
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