The Pecking Order Week 2, 2026
Ninjas Perfect, Baked Rise: AFC Chaos at Midseason
I'm told the Mariachi Ninjas are on another planet—a pristine 4-0 in their last three weeks at a league-leading 188.6 PPG and a perfect 100% all-play record. Boom. But the real story is Fullybaked's explosive climb from #5 to #2, winning two straight while Balls Deep and Drunk Indians tumble, setting up a must-see Week 3 matchup.
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Mariachi Ninjas are undefeated and untouchable: 100% all-play, 4-0 over the last three weeks, 188.6 PPG—league sources tell me they're the class of this division.
100.0% all-play 188.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Fullybaked surged from #5 to #2 with back-to-back wins and a 89.1% all-play clip; money is nice, but this climb proves Baked is chasing championships.
89.1% all-play 163.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Balls Deep fell to #3 after holding the #2 slot, still 82.6% all-play but that 3-1 performance over the last few weeks shows inconsistency in the stretch.
82.6% all-play 152.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Drunk Indians dropped one spot to #4 with a 76.1% all-play mark and 3-1 over the last three, but no active streak has league sources wondering about staying power.
76.1% all-play 141.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Smokane FC climbed to #5 on a three-game win streak and 80.4% all-play; they're the #5 ranked team hosting Fullybaked in the Matchup of the Week.
80.4% all-play 134.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Jewpacabra vaulted to #6 with a perfect 4-0 mark over the last three and 73.9% all-play, proving they belong in the elite conversation despite the lower seeding.
73.9% all-play 132.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Harambe tumbled from #4 to #7 but don't sleep—they're 4-0 over the last three weeks at 136.1 PPG, a dangerous team that fell victim to the all-play formula.
67.4% all-play 136.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside Mafia jumped seven spots to #8 with momentum, but league sources tell me they left 62.42 points on the bench this week—the Bench Blunder.
63.0% all-play 133.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Boondock Saints soared seven spots to #9 on a three-game win streak and 63% all-play; this outfit is peaking at exactly the right time.
63.0% all-play 131.8 PPG, last three weeks
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No Soup For You climbed two to #10 with a solid 58.7% all-play and 3-1 over the last three weeks; they're in the dance but need consistency to push higher.
58.7% all-play 127.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters fell to #11 after holding #10, and that 1-3 3-game losing streak is alarm bells—52.2% all-play won't cut it in this league.
52.2% all-play 126.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Avenging Amish jumped five spots to #12 with a 3-1 mark over the last three and 54.3% all-play; they're trending up and positioning themselves for a playoff push.
54.3% all-play 120.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Titsburgh climbed one to #13 with back-to-back wins and 125.7 season PPG; they're at .500 all-play but momentum is on their side.
50.0% all-play 125.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Suh girls fell five spots to #14 despite a 3-1 performance over the last few weeks—the 47.8% all-play shows they're limping, and this fall is real trouble.
47.8% all-play 119.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Bruin Pegs Me plummeted seven spots to #15 with two losses in the last three; a 47.8% all-play and 2-2 over the last three weeks means they're sliding fast.
47.8% all-play 118.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside climbed three spots to #16 on a 3-1 record over the last three weeks, but that 30.4% all-play is a red flag—they're winning close but league sources say it won't last.
30.4% all-play 111.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Swiftie 4 Life rose one to #17 with back-to-back wins and a 30.4% all-play; they're scrapping but still miles from the upper tier.
30.4% all-play 111.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Ditkas crashed five spots to #18 with the league's longest active losing streak at 0-4 over the last three—they are the Cooler of the Week and in freefall.
28.3% all-play 108.0 PPG, last three weeks
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The Show imploded eight spots to #19 with an 0-4 mark over the last three and just 98.3 PPG; league sources tell me this team is in full panic mode.
28.3% all-play 98.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Badd Boys climbed four to #20 despite an 0-4 record over the last three weeks—the 26.1% all-play is mercy, and they're facing a long road back from the basement.
26.1% all-play 91.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Chatmaster fell one to #21 with a 1-3 record over the last three weeks and a league-low 17.4% all-play; this is rock bottom territory for the struggling outfit.
17.4% all-play 98.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks slipped one to #22 with an 0-4 performance over the last few weeks and 17.4% all-play—they're on life support and need emergency roster intervention.
17.4% all-play 93.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Micks fell one to #23 with an 0-4 record over the last three weeks and a league-worst 10.9% all-play; 83.2 season PPG means this team is mathematically finished.
10.9% all-play 83.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Minty Fresh is dead last at #24 with an 0-4 mark over the last three and 4.3% all-play—at 67.2 PPG, league sources tell me this dynasty is looking at a full rebuild.
4.3% all-play 67.2 PPG, last three weeks
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