The Pecking Order Week 1, 2026
Mariachi Ninjas Seize the Crown at 1-0
League sources tell me Mariachi Ninjas have stormed to the top of the AFC standings with a perfect all-play record and the league's highest score this week. Balls Deep and Drunk Indians are right on their heels, but money is nice, but championships are better — and Ninjas are playing like a team that understands that memo. Boom.
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Mariachi Ninjas dropped 180.48 points and own a 100.0% all-play record with back-to-back wins — the hottest team in the league right now.
100.0% all-play 180.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Balls Deep sit at 95.7% all-play and are 2-0 over their last three at 175.1 PPG — a close second and ready to challenge for the top spot.
95.7% all-play 175.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Drunk Indians are 91.3% all-play with a 2-0 performance over the last few weeks and 158.8 PPG, proving early season momentum is real in this league.
91.3% all-play 158.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Harambe checking in at 87.0% all-play and 2-0 over the last three with 150.3 PPG — a sleeper team playing winning football.
87.0% all-play 150.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Fullybaked is 82.6% all-play but left 55.90 points on the bench this week, dropping 0-2 and sitting in the cellar of contenders.
82.6% all-play 149.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Smokane FC sits at 78.3% all-play with a 1-1 performance over the last few weeks at 135.7 PPG — treading water in the middle of the pack.
78.3% all-play 135.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Jewpacabra is 73.9% all-play and 2-0 over the last three weeks with 134.9 PPG — quietly building momentum in the second tier of contenders.
73.9% all-play 134.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Bruin Pegs Me is 69.6% all-play and riding a 2-game winning streak at 134.9 PPG, right in the conversation.
69.6% all-play 134.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Suh girls is 65.2% all-play with back-to-back wins and 132.3 PPG — a solid contributor in the middle lanes.
65.2% all-play 132.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters is 60.9% all-play with a 1-1 mark over the last three and 132.0 PPG — hovering around .500 with no clear direction.
60.9% all-play 132.0 PPG, last three weeks
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The Show is 56.5% all-play and 0-2 over the last three with 128.8 PPG — league sources tell me they need to find wins fast.
56.5% all-play 128.8 PPG, last three weeks
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No Soup For You is 52.2% all-play and 2-0 over the last three at 128.6 PPG — a surprise performer pushing for relevance.
52.2% all-play 128.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Ditkas is 47.8% all-play and 0-2 over the last three weeks with 128.2 PPG — buried in the middle with work to do.
47.8% all-play 128.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Titsburgh is 43.5% all-play and 0-2 over the last three weeks at 127.5 PPG — sinking fast without a spark.
43.5% all-play 127.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside Mafia is 39.1% all-play and 0-2 over the last three with 121.1 PPG — heading in the wrong direction.
39.1% all-play 121.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Boondock Saints is 34.8% all-play with a split 1-1 record over the last three weeks at 116.6 PPG — stuck in neutral.
34.8% all-play 116.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Avenging Amish is 30.4% all-play but 2-0 over the last three weeks with 110.4 PPG — winning games from the bottom half of the league.
30.4% all-play 110.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Swiftie 4 Life is 26.1% all-play and 0-2 over the last three at 107.0 PPG — in freefall with major roster questions.
26.1% all-play 107.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside is 21.7% all-play and 2-0 over the last three weeks with 106.9 PPG — an outlier winner from deep in the standings.
21.7% all-play 106.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Chatmaster is 17.4% all-play with a split 1-1 performance over the last few weeks at 100.0 PPG — struggling to keep pace.
17.4% all-play 100.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks is 13.0% all-play and 0-2 over the last three weeks at 88.2 PPG — a team in serious trouble this early.
13.0% all-play 88.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Micks is 8.7% all-play and 0-2 over the last three weeks with just 78.6 PPG — near the bottom of the barrel.
8.7% all-play 78.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Minty Fresh is 4.3% all-play and 0-2 over the last three at 64.6 PPG — a league worst in all-play record and barely competing.
4.3% all-play 64.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Badd Boys is 0.0% all-play and 0-2 over the last three with 59.2 PPG — the basement dweller with no wins to show for week one.
0.0% all-play 59.2 PPG, last three weeks
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