The Pecking Order Week 4, 2026
Ninjas Reign Supreme as Swiftie Surges Into Top 5
Boom — Mariachi Ninjas have locked down the #1 spot with a perfect 4-0 record over the last three weeks and a league-leading 163.2 PPG, riding a six-game win streak that nobody in the AFL can match right now. Meanwhile, Swiftie 4 Life just rocketed up seven spots to #5 after a dominant 4-0 stretch, proving that momentum is money in dynasty fantasy football.
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Mariachi Ninjas sit atop the AFL at 94.6% all-play with a 6-game winning streak and 167.6 season PPG — league sources tell me this is the cream of the crop right now.
94.6% all-play 163.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Smokane FC holds steady at #2 with a perfect 4-0 record over the last three weeks and a 5-game winning streak, posting 152.5 PPG.
80.4% all-play 152.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Balls Deep staying put at #3 with an 83.7% all-play mark and a 2-game winning streak, scoring 140.5 PPG over the last three weeks.
83.7% all-play 140.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Drunk Indians slip to #4 with a 75.0% all-play and a 2-2 performance over the last few weeks, but 142.3 season PPG shows they've got the horses.
75.0% all-play 136.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Swiftie 4 Life just vaulted seven spots into the top 5 after a perfect 4-0 performance over the last few weeks and 4-game winning streak — up 144.6 PPG.
59.8% all-play 144.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Harambe climbs two spots to #6 with a 4-0 mark over the last three, a 6-game winning streak, and 69.6% all-play — this team is cooking.
69.6% all-play 132.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside Mafia slips one to #7 after a 2-2 performance over the last few weeks and 2-game losing streak, though 65.2% all-play keeps them in the mix for now.
65.2% all-play 135.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Jewpacabra moves up one to #8 with a 69.6% all-play and 3-1 performance over the last few weeks, posting 130.1 PPG.
69.6% all-play 130.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Boondock Saints drop two spots to #9 with an ugly 2-2 record over the last three weeks and 2-game losing streak — 53.8% all-play is not championship DNA.
53.8% all-play 127.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside vaults four spots to #10 on a 3-game winning streak and 3-1 record over the last three weeks, proving momentum is nice, but 51.1% all-play means they're still climbing.
51.1% all-play 128.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Fullybaked falls six spots to #11 after a 2-2 performance over the last few weeks and 2-game losing streak — league sources tell me the wheels are coming off.
52.2% all-play 123.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters inch up one to #12 despite an ugly 0-4 performance over the last few weeks and 5-game losing streak — this team is in deep trouble at 47.8% all-play.
47.8% all-play 116.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Bruin Pegs Me drops two to #13 with a 47.8% all-play and a 2-2 performance over the last few weeks, but 2-game winning streak keeps hope alive.
47.8% all-play 113.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Ditkas surge four spots to #14 on a 2-game winning streak and 2-2 over the last three, with 43.5% all-play showing they've got fight left.
43.5% all-play 114.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Titsburgh stays flat at #15 with 40.2% all-play and a 2-game losing streak, posting just 111.8 PPG over the last three.
40.2% all-play 111.8 PPG, last three weeks
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No Soup For You tumbles six spots to #16 after a disappointing 41.3% all-play and 2-2 record over the last three weeks.
41.3% all-play 110.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Avenging Amish stays put at #17 with a brutal 1-3 record over the last three weeks and 3-game losing streak, sitting at just 35.3% all-play.
35.3% all-play 109.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Suh girls drop two to #18 with 35.9% all-play and a 2-2 record over the last three weeks, scoring a meager 106.5 PPG.
35.9% all-play 106.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Badd Boys languish at #19 with a nightmare 0-4 over the last three weeks and 6-game losing streak — 26.1% all-play is rock bottom territory.
26.1% all-play 108.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Minty Fresh climbs one to #20 on a 1-3 record over the last three weeks and 29.3% all-play, trying to turn it around after a slow start.
29.3% all-play 104.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Micks drop one to #21 with 27.2% all-play and a 1-3 record over the last three weeks, spinning their wheels at 103.3 PPG.
27.2% all-play 103.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks jump two spots to #22 with a 1-3 record over the last three weeks and 22.8% all-play — still searching for answers.
22.8% all-play 103.3 PPG, last three weeks
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The Show stays flat at #23 with a 1-3 performance over the last few weeks and 31.5% all-play, the second-worst team in the AFL by record.
31.5% all-play 95.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Chatmaster tanks two to #24 with a catastrophic 0-4 over the last three and 5-game losing streak — 16.3% all-play is a league-worst disaster.
16.3% all-play 101.0 PPG, last three weeks
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