East Division · since 2003

Titsburgh Feelers

Owner: Nigel Dunnington

Earlier names Fat Chicks & a Six-Pack (Gene Korby), Bukkake Warriors (Howard Umemoto), Taco Hell (Bryan Sandes), Fly Fishermen (Bryan Sandes), Blitzkrieg (Paul Tarsney)

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Titsburgh Feelers

Premier League National League East aka Titsburgh, Feelers, Tits
The Rafters 7 trophies T-6th of 24 3/6

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The Rafters

Championships

  1. 2004 Bukkake Warriors Howard Umemoto

Conference titles

  1. 2023 Titsburgh Feelers NL Champion

Other titles

  1. 2025 Titsburgh Feelers D-League Champion
  2. 2022 Titsburgh Feelers D-League Champion

Division titles

  1. 2023 Titsburgh Feelers East
  2. 2022 Titsburgh Feelers East
  3. 2018 Titsburgh Feelers East
  4. 2015 Titsburgh Feelers East
  5. 2004 Bukkake Warriors Howard Umemoto
All-time record 185-197 .484 · regular season
Playoffs 12-12 8 trips
Titles 1 2 title games
Seasons 24 2003–2026
Per game 116.6 47,330 points

Season by season

Win share, every year

Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed

Every season (24)
  1. 2026 4-6 · #13 of 24 In progress 971.72 pts
  2. 2025 9-8 · #9 of 24 Playoffs 2,242.56 pts
  3. 2024 9-8 · #15 of 24 Missed 2,013.26 pts
  4. 2023 13-4 · #1 of 24 Runner-up 2,295.15 pts
  5. 2022 11-6 · #6 of 24 Playoffs 2,223.31 pts
  6. 2021 8-9 · #15 of 24 Missed 2,003.68 pts
  7. 2020 9-8 · #10 of 24 Missed 2,205.36 pts
  8. 2019 11-6 · #6 of 24 Third place 2,413.82 pts
  9. 2018 12-5 · #3 of 24 Playoffs 2,376.82 pts
  10. 2017 10-7 · #8 of 24 Playoffs 2,103.47 pts
  11. 2016 6-11 · #18 of 24 Missed 1,943.88 pts
  12. 2015 10-7 · #9 of 24 Playoffs 2,083.92 pts
  13. 2014 7-10 · #17 of 24 Missed 1,933.38 pts
  14. 2013 9-8 · #11 of 24 Missed 2,033.14 pts
  15. 2012 6-12 · #21 of 24 as Blitzkrieg Missed 1,981.78 pts
  16. 2011 7-11 · #19 of 24 as Blitzkrieg Missed 1,956.36 pts
  17. 2010 8-10 · #14 of 24 as Blitzkrieg Missed 2,031.92 pts
  18. 2009 5-13 · #21 of 24 as Blitzkrieg Missed 1,642.60 pts
  19. 2008 7-11 · #20 of 24 as Blitzkrieg Missed 1,551.24 pts
  20. 2007 6-12 · #18 of 24 as Fly Fishermen Missed 1,491.52 pts
  21. 2006 6-9 · #20 of 24 as Taco Hell Missed 1,562.72 pts
  22. 2005 3-12 · #23 of 24 as Taco Hell Missed 1,158.06 pts
  23. 2004 9-4 · #4 of 24 as Bukkake Warriors Champion 1,980.90 pts
  24. 2003 3-11 · #24 of 24 as Fat Chicks & a Six-Pack In progress 0.00 pts

Franchise bests

High-water marks

Keepers

Who they kept

Longest kept Travis Kelce TE · 11 straight seasons, 2015–2025
  1. 2026

    • QB Josh Allen 6th yr
    • RB Chase Brown 2nd yr
    • RB Christian McCaffrey 9th yr
    • RB Devin Singletary
    • WR Parker Washington
    • WR Terry McLaurin 2nd yr
    • WR Travis Hunter
  2. 2025

    • QB Josh Allen 5th yr
    • RB Chase Brown
    • RB Christian McCaffrey 8th yr
    • RB Kendre Miller
    • WR Jaylen Waddle
    • WR Terry McLaurin
    • TE Travis Kelce 11th yr
  3. 2024

    • QB Josh Allen 4th yr
    • RB Christian McCaffrey 7th yr
    • RB Rachaad White 2nd yr
    • WR Joshua Palmer
    • WR Tank Dell
    • TE Travis Kelce 10th yr
    • PK Justin Tucker
  4. 2023

    • QB Josh Allen 3rd yr
    • RB Christian McCaffrey 6th yr
    • RB Rachaad White
    • WR Allen Lazard 2nd yr
    • WR Christian Kirk
    • WR Treylon Burks
    • TE Travis Kelce 9th yr
Earlier seasons (18)
  1. 2022

    • QB Josh Allen 2nd yr
    • QB Russell Wilson 10th yr
    • RB Christian McCaffrey 5th yr
    • RB Kareem Hunt 2nd yr
    • WR Allen Lazard
    • WR Marquez Callaway
    • TE Travis Kelce 8th yr
  2. 2021

    • QB Josh Allen
    • QB Russell Wilson 9th yr
    • RB Christian McCaffrey 4th yr
    • RB Kareem Hunt
    • WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 4th yr
    • TE Travis Kelce 7th yr
    • Def Buffalo Bills
  3. 2020

    • QB Russell Wilson 8th yr
    • RB Christian McCaffrey 3rd yr
    • WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 3rd yr
    • WR Michael Gallup
    • TE Greg Olsen
    • TE Travis Kelce 6th yr
    • Def Kansas City Chiefs
  4. 2019

    • QB Russell Wilson 7th yr
    • RB Christian McCaffrey 2nd yr
    • RB James White
    • WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 2nd yr
    • WR Robbie Chosen
    • TE Travis Kelce 5th yr
    • Def Jacksonville Jaguars
  5. 2018

    • QB Carson Wentz
    • QB Russell Wilson 6th yr
    • RB Christian McCaffrey
    • RB Dion Lewis
    • WR JuJu Smith-Schuster
    • TE Travis Kelce 4th yr
    • PK Stephen Gostkowski
  6. 2017

    • QB Russell Wilson 5th yr
    • RB C.J. Prosise
    • RB Ty Montgomery
    • WR Allen Robinson 2nd yr
    • WR Dez Bryant 7th yr
    • TE Travis Kelce 3rd yr
    • Def Seattle Seahawks 5th yr
  7. 2016

    • QB Russell Wilson 4th yr
    • RB Lamar Miller 2nd yr
    • WR Allen Robinson
    • WR Dez Bryant 6th yr
    • WR Donte Moncrief
    • TE Travis Kelce 2nd yr
    • Def Seattle Seahawks 4th yr
  8. 2015

    • QB Russell Wilson 3rd yr
    • RB Lamar Miller
    • RB LeSean McCoy 3rd yr
    • WR Dez Bryant 5th yr
    • WR Doug Baldwin
    • TE Travis Kelce
    • Def Seattle Seahawks 3rd yr
  9. 2014

    • QB Russell Wilson 2nd yr
    • RB LeSean McCoy 2nd yr
    • RB Shane Vereen
    • WR Dez Bryant 4th yr
    • WR Vincent Jackson 2nd yr
    • PK Robbie Gould
    • Def Seattle Seahawks 2nd yr
  10. 2013

    • QB Russell Wilson
    • RB LeSean McCoy
    • WR Dez Bryant 3rd yr
    • WR Mike Williams
    • WR Vincent Jackson
    • TE Dennis Pitta
    • Def Seattle Seahawks
  11. 2012

    • QB Eli Manning 5th yr
    • RB Ahmad Bradshaw 3rd yr
    • RB Donald Brown
    • WR Brandon Lloyd 2nd yr
    • WR Dez Bryant 2nd yr
    • WR Victor Cruz
    • TE Greg Olsen
  12. 2011

    • QB Eli Manning 4th yr
    • RB Ahmad Bradshaw 2nd yr
    • WR Austin Collie 2nd yr
    • WR Brandon Lloyd
    • WR Dez Bryant
    • WR Mario Manningham
    • WR Sidney Rice 2nd yr
  13. 2010

    • QB Eli Manning 3rd yr
    • RB Ahmad Bradshaw
    • RB LaDainian Tomlinson
    • RB Reggie Bush 4th yr
    • WR Austin Collie
    • WR Santonio Holmes
    • WR Sidney Rice
  14. 2009

    • QB Eli Manning 2nd yr
    • RB Larry Johnson 2nd yr
    • RB Leon Washington
    • RB Reggie Bush 3rd yr
    • WR Jerricho Cotchery
    • WR Lance Moore
    • TE Greg Olsen
  15. 2008 Estimated

    • QB Eli Manning
    • RB Jamal Lewis
    • RB Larry Johnson
    • RB Reggie Bush 2nd yr
    • WR Chris Chambers 2nd yr
    • WR Plaxico Burress 2nd yr
    • Def Los Angeles Chargers
  16. 2007 Estimated

    • QB Drew Brees
    • RB Reggie Bush
    • RB Thomas Jones 2nd yr
    • RB Willie Parker
    • WR Chris Chambers
    • WR Donte' Stallworth 2nd yr
    • WR Plaxico Burress
  17. 2006 Estimated

    • QB Daunte Culpepper 2nd yr
    • RB Ronnie Brown
    • RB Thomas Jones?
    • WR Brandon Stokley 2nd yr
    • WR Donte' Stallworth?
    • WR Santonio Holmes?
    • TE Erron Kinney
  18. 2005 Estimated

    • QB Daunte Culpepper?
    • RB Chris Brown?
    • RB Travis Henry?
    • WR Brandon Stokley?
    • TE Boo Williams?
    • TE Eric Johnson?
    • TE Jim Kleinsasser?

Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.

Draft picks

Picks they dealt

14 picks sent and 14 picks received in 7 trades.

  1. Nov 2012with Brady's Bastards

    Sent

    • 2013 3rd round? outcome not in the record

    Got

    • RB Beanie Wells
    • 2014 9th round Titsburgh Feelers took Austin Seferian-Jenkins (TE) with it
  2. Nov 2009with The Boondock Saints

    Sent

    • WR Jerricho Cotchery
    • 2010 1st round The Boondock Saints took Jahvid Best (RB) with it

    Got

    • RB LaDainian Tomlinson
    • 2010 1st round Blitzkrieg took Dez Bryant (WR) with it
  3. Jun 2008with The Street

    Sent

    • RB Thomas Jones
    • TE Dallas Clark
    • 2008 2nd round The Street took Minnesota Vikings (Def) with it

    Got

    • RB Larry Johnson
    • 2008 5th round Blitzkrieg took Ahmad Bradshaw (RB) with it
    • 2008 7th round Blitzkrieg took Steve Smith (WR) with it
  4. Jun 2008with The Boondock Saints

    Sent

    • WR Brandon Jones
    • 2008 3rd round The Boondock Saints took Matt Schaub (QB) with it
    • 2008 6th round The Boondock Saints took L.J. Smith (TE) with it
    • 2008 8th round The Boondock Saints took Rob Bironas (XX) with it

    Got

    • QB Eli Manning
    • RB Jamal Lewis
    • 2008 2nd round Blitzkrieg took Brett Favre (QB) with it
    • 2008 3rd round Blitzkrieg took James Hardy (WR) with it
    • 2008 5th round Blitzkrieg took Zach Miller (TE) with it
    • 2008 7th round Blitzkrieg took Shayne Graham (PK) with it
Earlier trades (3)
  1. Jun 2008with Dan Marino's Tan Isotoners

    Sent

    • QB Drew Brees
    • RB Chris Brown
    • RB Willie Parker
    • 2008 4th round Dan Marino's Tan Isotoners took Dallas Cowboys (Def) with it
    • 2008 5th round Dan Marino's Tan Isotoners took Steve Slaton (RB) with it
    • 2008 7th round Dan Marino's Tan Isotoners took Lavelle Hawkins (WR) with it
    • 2008 9th round then traded once more; The Blunt Bros. took Deion Branch (WR) with it

    Got

    • RB Shaun Alexander
    • RB Kevin Jones
    • 2008 2nd round Blitzkrieg took Fred Taylor (RB) with it
    • 2008 4th round Blitzkrieg took Kevin Boss (TE) with it
  2. Jun 2007with The Bandwagon

    Sent

    • RB Ronnie Brown
    • 2007 1st round The Bandwagon took Jerricho Cotchery (WR) with it
    • 2007 2nd round? path not in the record

    Got

    • RB Willie Parker
    • WR Plaxico Burress
    • 2007 7th round Fly Fishermen took Robbie Gould (PK) with it
    • 2007 9th round Fly Fishermen took Dwayne Jarrett (WR) with it
  3. Jun 2007with Way More Funner

    Sent

    • 2007 1st round Way More Funner took Brandon Jacobs (RB) with it
    • 2007 3rd round? path not in the record

    Got

    • WR Chris Chambers
    • 2007 1st round then traded once more; The Bandwagon took Jerricho Cotchery (WR) with it
    • 2007 8th round Fly Fishermen took Najeh Davenport (RB) with it

A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.

Who ran it

The owners

  1. Nigel Dunnington 2013–now · 14 seasons 128-103
  2. Paul Tarsney 2008–2012 · 5 seasons 33-57
  3. Bryan Sandes 2005–2007 · 3 seasons 15-33
  4. Howard Umemoto 2004 · 1 season 9-4 1× champ
  5. Gene Korby 2003 · 1 season 3-11

Head to head

Against the league

  1. The Mariachi Ninjas 19-21 40 games 2 in playoffs
  2. Badd Boys 24-14 38 games
  3. No Soup For You 19-19 38 games 1 in playoffs
  4. Balls Deep 12-25 37 games 1 in playoffs
  5. The Show 25-10 35 games
  6. The Boondock Saints 15-18 33 games 3 in playoffs
  7. Chatmaster 11-17 28 games 4 in playoffs
  8. Muck Juggling Micks 9-17 26 games 1 in playoffs
  9. Swiftie 4 Life 9-15 24 games 1 in playoffs
  10. Jewpacabra 16-7 23 games
  11. A Bruin Pegs Me 12-11 23 games 1 in playoffs
  12. Vitside Mafia 4-5 9 games 1 in playoffs
  13. Smokane FC 2-7 9 games 2 in playoffs
  14. Suh girls, one cup 6-1 7 games 2 in playoffs
  15. Get off my Ditka 3-4 7 games 2 in playoffs
  16. Drunk Indians 3-4 7 games 1 in playoffs
  17. Avenging Amish 2-4 6 games
  18. Dicks out for Harambe 2-1 3 games 1 in playoffs
  19. Team Minty Fresh 1-2 3 games
  20. Da Dangsters 0-3 3 games
  21. Computer Jocks 0-3 3 games
  22. Midwestside Connection 2-0 2 games
  23. Fullybaked 1-1 2 games 1 in playoffs

Team Name History

  • Titsburgh Feelers Current 2013–present

Previous owners of this franchise

Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.

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