South Division · since 2003
Team Minty Fresh
Owner: Michio Imanaka
Earlier names Marriedwithchildren (Shane Fitch), Level 3 Inception (Shane Fitch)
1× champion
Banners
The Rafters
Championships
Conference titles
Other titles
Division titles
Season by season
Win share, every year
Champion Runner-up Playoffs Missed
Every season (24)
- 2026 3-7 · #23 of 24 In progress 839.06 pts
- 2025 7-10 · #18 of 24 Missed 1,751.46 pts
- 2024 8-9 · #17 of 24 Missed 2,049.16 pts
- 2023 6-11 · #23 of 24 Missed 1,831.03 pts
- 2022 10-7 · #10 of 24 Missed 1,965.52 pts
- 2021 7-10 · #18 of 24 Missed 1,908.40 pts
- 2020 7-10 · #17 of 24 Missed 2,079.04 pts
- 2019 7-10 · #14 of 24 Missed 1,938.52 pts
- 2018 12-5 · #4 of 24 Third place 2,370.48 pts
- 2017 3-14 · #23 of 24 Missed 1,657.11 pts
- 2016 4-13 · #24 of 24 Missed 1,595.45 pts
- 2015 6-11 · #20 of 24 Missed 1,959.72 pts
- 2014 8-9 · #12 of 24 Missed 2,065.09 pts
- 2013 6-11 · #20 of 24 Missed 2,019.14 pts
- 2012 6-12 · #22 of 24 as Level 3 Inception Missed 1,940.66 pts
- 2011 9-9 · #13 of 24 as Level 3 Inception Missed 1,988.00 pts
- 2010 15-3 · #2 of 24 as Marriedwithchildren Runner-up 2,262.29 pts
- 2009 12-6 · #4 of 24 as Marriedwithchildren Playoffs 2,049.58 pts
- 2008 7-11 · #18 of 24 as Marriedwithchildren Missed 1,813.70 pts
- 2007 12-6 · #5 of 24 as Marriedwithchildren Playoffs 2,038.16 pts
- 2006 10-5 · #4 of 24 as Marriedwithchildren Champion 2,167.12 pts
- 2005 12-3 · #2 of 24 as Marriedwithchildren Playoffs 1,782.68 pts
- 2004 6-7 · #13 of 24 as Marriedwithchildren Missed 1,740.54 pts
- 2003 11-6 · #4 of 24 as Marriedwithchildren In progress 0.00 pts
Franchise bests
High-water marks
Keepers
Who they kept
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2026
- RB Cam Skattebo
- RB Saquon Barkley 8th yr
- WR George Pickens 4th yr
- WR Jakobi Meyers
- WR Marvin Harrison Jr. 2nd yr
- WR Tee Higgins 6th yr
- TE Colston Loveland
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2025
- QB Geno Smith 2nd yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 8th yr
- RB Saquon Barkley 7th yr
- WR George Pickens 3rd yr
- WR Marvin Harrison Jr.
- WR Tee Higgins 5th yr
- TE David Njoku
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2024
- QB Geno Smith
- RB Alvin Kamara 7th yr
- RB Devin Singletary
- RB Saquon Barkley 6th yr
- WR George Pickens 2nd yr
- WR Tee Higgins 4th yr
- WR Tyler Lockett 7th yr
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2023
- QB Derek Carr
- RB Alvin Kamara 6th yr
- RB Saquon Barkley 5th yr
- WR George Pickens
- WR Tee Higgins 3rd yr
- WR Tyler Lockett 6th yr
- TE Dallas Goedert
Earlier seasons (18)
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2022
- QB Tom Brady 2nd yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 5th yr
- RB Saquon Barkley 4th yr
- WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 5th yr
- WR Tee Higgins 2nd yr
- WR Tyler Lockett 5th yr
- PK Younghoe Koo
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2021
- QB Tom Brady
- RB Alvin Kamara 4th yr
- RB Devin Singletary 2nd yr
- RB Saquon Barkley 3rd yr
- WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 4th yr
- WR Tee Higgins
- WR Tyler Lockett 4th yr
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2020
- QB Baker Mayfield 2nd yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 3rd yr
- RB Devin Singletary
- RB Saquon Barkley 2nd yr
- WR Courtland Sutton
- WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 3rd yr
- WR Tyler Lockett 3rd yr
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2019
- QB Baker Mayfield
- QB Philip Rivers 2nd yr
- RB Alvin Kamara 2nd yr
- RB Saquon Barkley
- WR A.J. Green 7th yr
- WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 2nd yr
- WR Tyler Lockett 2nd yr
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2018
- QB Philip Rivers
- RB Alvin Kamara
- RB Marshawn Lynch
- WR A.J. Green 6th yr
- WR JuJu Smith-Schuster
- WR Tyler Lockett
- PK Steven Hauschka
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2017
- QB Andy Dalton 2nd yr
- RB Jamaal Charles
- WR A.J. Green 5th yr
- WR Michael Floyd 5th yr
- WR Randall Cobb 5th yr
- TE Antonio Gates 12th yr
- TE Dwayne Allen
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2016
- QB Andy Dalton
- WR A.J. Green 4th yr
- WR Michael Floyd 4th yr
- WR Randall Cobb 4th yr
- WR Vincent Jackson 8th yr
- TE Antonio Gates 11th yr
- Def Arizona Cardinals
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2015
- QB Philip Rivers
- WR A.J. Green 3rd yr
- WR Michael Floyd 3rd yr
- WR Randall Cobb 3rd yr
- WR Steve Smith
- WR Vincent Jackson 7th yr
- TE Antonio Gates 10th yr
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2014
- RB Chris Johnson 6th yr
- RB Maurice Jones-Drew
- WR A.J. Green 2nd yr
- WR Michael Floyd 2nd yr
- WR Randall Cobb 2nd yr
- WR Vincent Jackson 6th yr
- TE Antonio Gates 9th yr
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2013
- RB Chris Johnson 5th yr
- WR A.J. Green
- WR Michael Floyd
- WR Randall Cobb
- WR Vincent Jackson 5th yr
- TE Antonio Gates 8th yr
- TE Jermichael Finley 4th yr
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2012
- QB Michael Vick 2nd yr
- RB Arian Foster 2nd yr
- RB Chris Johnson 4th yr
- RB Jonathan Stewart 2nd yr
- WR Vincent Jackson 4th yr
- TE Antonio Gates 7th yr
- TE Jermichael Finley 3rd yr
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2011
- QB Michael Vick
- RB Arian Foster
- RB Chris Johnson 3rd yr
- RB Jonathan Stewart
- WR Vincent Jackson 3rd yr
- TE Antonio Gates 6th yr
- TE Jermichael Finley 2nd yr
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2010
- QB Tony Romo 3rd yr
- RB Beanie Wells
- RB Chris Johnson 2nd yr
- WR Steve Smith
- WR Vincent Jackson 2nd yr
- TE Antonio Gates 5th yr
- TE Jermichael Finley
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2009
- QB Tony Romo 2nd yr
- RB Chris Johnson
- RB Darren McFadden
- RB Marion Barber 2nd yr
- WR Roy Williams
- WR Vincent Jackson
- TE Antonio Gates 4th yr
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2008 Estimated
- QB Tony Romo
- RB LaDainian Tomlinson 4th yr
- RB Marion Barber
- RB Willis McGahee 4th yr
- WR Andre Johnson 4th yr
- WR Javon Walker 4th yr
- TE Antonio Gates 3rd yr
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2007 Estimated
- QB Donovan McNabb 3rd yr
- RB Deuce McAllister 3rd yr
- RB LaDainian Tomlinson 3rd yr
- RB Willis McGahee 3rd yr
- WR Andre Johnson 3rd yr
- WR Javon Walker 3rd yr
- TE Antonio Gates 2nd yr
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2006 Estimated
- QB Donovan McNabb 2nd yr
- RB Deuce McAllister 2nd yr
- RB LaDainian Tomlinson 2nd yr
- RB Willis McGahee 2nd yr
- WR Andre Johnson 2nd yr
- WR Javon Walker 2nd yr
- TE Antonio Gates
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2005 Estimated
- QB Donovan McNabb?
- RB Deuce McAllister
- RB LaDainian Tomlinson?
- RB Willis McGahee
- WR Andre Johnson
- WR Javon Walker?
- WR Michael Clayton
Estimated seasons are rebuilt from old rosters and trades, so a set may be off by a player. A ? marks a best guess picked to make seven.
Draft picks
Picks they dealt
22 picks sent and 22 picks received in 12 trades.
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Oct 2010with booyakasha
Sent
- WR Demaryius Thomas
- 2011 7th round booyakasha took Plaxico Burress (WR) with it
Got
- 2011 2nd round Level 3 Inception took Braylon Edwards (WR) with it
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Oct 2010with booyakasha
Sent
- RB Fred Jackson
- 2011 1st round? outcome not in the record
Got
- TE Kellen Winslow
- 2011 5th round Level 3 Inception took Ben Tate (RB) with it
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Sep 2010with Midwestside Connection
Sent
- TE Brandon Pettigrew
- 2011 3rd round then traded once more; Pubes took Jared Cook (TE) with it
Got
- QB David Garrard
- 2011 9th round Level 3 Inception took Detroit Lions (Def) with it
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Sep 2009with Smokane FC
Sent
- TE Visanthe Shiancoe
- 2010 9th round Smokane FC took Nick Folk (PK) with it
Got
- 2010 5th round Marriedwithchildren took Baltimore Ravens (Def) with it
Earlier trades (8)
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Jul 2009with Drunk Indians
Sent
- RB Ray Rice
- TE Tony Gonzalez
- 2009 9th round Drunk Indians took Neil Rackers (PK) with it
- 2009 9th round Drunk Indians took Washington Commanders (Def) with it
Got
- 2009 4th round Marriedwithchildren took Stephen Gostkowski (PK) with it
- 2009 7th round Marriedwithchildren took Trent Edwards (QB) with it
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Nov 2008with The Rookies
Sent
- RB LaDainian Tomlinson
- RB Derrick Ward
- WR Andre Johnson
- 2009 5th round The Dark Side took Steve Smith (WR) with it
Got
- RB Chris Johnson
- RB Darren McFadden
- WR Roy Williams
- 2009 2nd round Marriedwithchildren took Chicago Bears (Def) with it
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Oct 2008with Drunk Indians
Sent
- QB Jeff Garcia
- RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis
- TE Tony Scheffler
- Def New England Patriots
- 2009 2nd round Drunk Indians took Bernard Berrian (WR) with it
- 2009 4th round then traded once more; Marriedwithchildren took Stephen Gostkowski (PK) with it
Got
- QB Chad Pennington
- RB Derrick Ward
- TE Tony Gonzalez
- Def Green Bay Packers
- 2009 8th round Marriedwithchildren took Fred Taylor (RB) with it
- 2009 9th round then traded once more; Drunk Indians took Neil Rackers (PK) with it
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Jul 2008with Chatmaster
Sent
- QB Donovan McNabb
- WR Marvin Harrison
- 2008 8th round? path not in the record
- 2008 9th round? path not in the record
Got
- 2008 3rd round Marriedwithchildren took Vincent Jackson (WR) with it
- 2008 4th round Marriedwithchildren took Ladell Betts (RB) with it
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May 2008with 420 All-Stars
Sent
- WR Wes Welker
- 2008 7th round? path not in the record
- 2008 8th round? path not in the record
Got
- Def Seattle Seahawks
- 2008 2nd round Marriedwithchildren took Minnesota Vikings (Def) with it
- 2008 3rd round Marriedwithchildren took Ray Rice (RB) with it
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Oct 2007with The Street
Sent
- RB Deuce McAllister
- 2008 1st round? outcome not in the record
- 2008 2nd round? outcome not in the record
- 2008 3rd round? outcome not in the record
Got
- RB Marion Barber
- 2008 7th round? outcome not in the record
- 2008 8th round? outcome not in the record
- 2008 9th round? outcome not in the record
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Aug 2007with The Nukes
Sent
- RB Reggie Bush
- 2007 7th round? path not in the record
- 2007 8th round The Nukes took Steve McNair (XX) with it
- 2007 9th round? path not in the record
Got
- RB Deuce McAllister
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
- 2007 3rd round? path not in the record
- 2007 4th round? path not in the record
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Jul 2007with The Nukes
Sent
- RB Deuce McAllister
- 2007 2nd round? path not in the record
- 2007 3rd round? path not in the record
- 2007 4th round? path not in the record
Got
- RB Reggie Bush
- 2007 7th round Marriedwithchildren took Stephen Gostkowski (PK) with it
- 2007 8th round then traded once more; The Nukes took Steve McNair (XX) with it
- 2007 9th round Marriedwithchildren took Musa Smith (RB) with it
A ? marks a pick whose path between teams is a best guess.
Who ran it
The owners
- Michio Imanaka 2013–now · 14 seasons 94-137
- Shane Fitch 2003–2012 · 10 seasons 100-68 1× champ
Head to head
Against the league
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Dicks out for Harambe 23-16 39 games -
Midwestside Connection 17-22 39 games -
Computer Jocks 14-23 37 games 2 in playoffs -
Vitside Mafia 14-23 37 games 2 in playoffs -
Avenging Amish 17-19 36 games 1 in playoffs -
Get off my Ditka 15-17 32 games 1 in playoffs -
Da Dangsters 14-14 28 games 2 in playoffs -
Fullybaked 7-21 28 games 1 in playoffs -
Suh girls, one cup 19-8 27 games -
Smokane FC 16-10 26 games 5 in playoffs -
Drunk Indians 13-10 23 games -
A Bruin Pegs Me 3-4 7 games -
Chatmaster 3-3 6 games 1 in playoffs -
The Mariachi Ninjas 5-0 5 games 1 in playoffs -
Badd Boys 3-2 5 games 1 in playoffs -
The Boondock Saints 2-3 5 games 1 in playoffs -
Swiftie 4 Life 1-4 5 games -
No Soup For You 2-2 4 games 1 in playoffs -
Titsburgh Feelers 2-1 3 games -
Muck Juggling Micks 2-1 3 games -
Jewpacabra 2-0 2 games -
Balls Deep 0-2 2 games -
The Show 0-2 2 games
Team Name History
Previous owners of this franchise
Their seasons are credited to them, not to this team — which is why they aren't in the record above.
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