Mariachi Ninjas Seize #1; Suh Girls Ride Hot Streak

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The Mariachi Ninjas 14-3

Mariachi Ninjas dominate with 85.0% all-play and 142.8 PPG last three weeks — pure championship-caliber excellence.

85.0% all-play 142.8 PPG, last three weeks

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Titsburgh Feelers 9-8

Titsburgh sits at #2 with a 65.0% all-play mark, but league sources tell me those back-to-back losses are a red flag heading into Week 14.

65.0% all-play 136.4 PPG, last three weeks

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Balls Deep 8-9

Balls Deep are spinning in neutral — 63.8% all-play but losers of four straight and just 133.1 PPG over their last three.

63.8% all-play 133.1 PPG, last three weeks

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Drunk Indians 9-8

Drunk Indians have fallen hard: 65.9% all-play gives them the ranking, but 1-3 over the last three and two straight losses spell trouble.

65.9% all-play 129.3 PPG, last three weeks

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Suh girls, one cup 9-8

Suh girls are on fire with four consecutive wins — longest active win streak in the AFL — and they're climbing fast.

54.1% all-play 136.5 PPG, last three weeks

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Vitside Mafia 8-9

Vitside Mafia quietly perfected their last three weeks at 4-0 with 131.0 PPG, no active streak but steady as they come.

52.7% all-play 131.0 PPG, last three weeks

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The Boondock Saints 12-5

Boondock Saints went 4-0 over their last three weeks with 132.4 PPG, yet their 47.8% all-play suggests inconsistency elsewhere.

47.8% all-play 132.4 PPG, last three weeks

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Badd Boys 9-8

Badd Boys are treading water at 55.8% all-play with a 2-2 record over the last three weeks and a season PPG of 126.9 — middle of the pack.

55.8% all-play 116.9 PPG, last three weeks

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Smokane FC 11-6

Smokane FC sits at 53.1% all-play and 2-2 over the last three weeks — a team with 129.1 season PPG looking to break into the elite tier.

53.1% all-play 118.9 PPG, last three weeks

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Dicks out for Harambe 12-5

Harambe's 58.9% all-play record is solid, but 111.6 PPG over the last three weeks tells you they're not scoring like contenders.

58.9% all-play 111.6 PPG, last three weeks

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Computer Jocks 10-7

Computer Jocks are back-to-back losers and stuck at 51.0% all-play — 129.4 season PPG won't matter if they don't turn this around.

51.0% all-play 117.5 PPG, last three weeks

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Jewpacabra 12-5

Jewpacabra sits at 51.9% all-play with an underwhelming 110.4 PPG over the last three — the definition of treading water in the middle.

51.9% all-play 110.4 PPG, last three weeks

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Da Dangsters 5-12

Da Dangsters are 2-2 over the last three at 49.0% all-play — neither rising nor falling, just hanging in the murky middle.

49.0% all-play 113.1 PPG, last three weeks

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Avenging Amish 10-7

Avenging Amish have won back-to-back and sit at 53.1% all-play, but their 108.8 PPG over the last three suggests they're climbing on fumes.

53.1% all-play 108.8 PPG, last three weeks

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No Soup For You 7-10

No Soup For You dropped 42.72 points on the bench this week — a catastrophic blunder — and they're 2-2 over the last three at 105.2 PPG.

51.4% all-play 105.2 PPG, last three weeks

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Swiftie 4 Life 8-9

Swiftie 4 Life fired the highest score in the league this week at 148.37 and have won three straight despite a weak 37.9% all-play.

37.9% all-play 112.5 PPG, last three weeks

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Chatmaster 5-12

Chatmaster went 3-1 over the last three weeks with 112.1 PPG, but their 35.5% all-play record screams volatility and unsustainability.

35.5% all-play 112.1 PPG, last three weeks

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Fullybaked 7-10

Fullybaked are 1-3 over the last three with 100.6 PPG over three weeks — a far cry from their 119.6 season average.

46.6% all-play 100.6 PPG, last three weeks

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Midwestside Connection 9-8

Midwestside are collapsing: 1-3 over the last three, 90.7 PPG, and 53.4% all-play masking a team in freefall.

53.4% all-play 90.7 PPG, last three weeks

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Get off my Ditka 6-11

Ditkas sit at 39.1% all-play with a middling 103.7 PPG over the last three — not bad enough to panic, not good enough to compete.

39.1% all-play 103.7 PPG, last three weeks

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Team Minty Fresh 7-10

Minty Fresh are sinking fast: 29.5% all-play is second-worst in the league, and 109.4 PPG over the last three won't save them.

29.5% all-play 109.4 PPG, last three weeks

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The Show 6-11

The Show have won back-to-back and scored 94.8 PPG over the last three weeks, but 35.3% all-play tells you they're not ready for prime time.

35.3% all-play 94.8 PPG, last three weeks

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Muck Juggling Micks 6-11

Micks have won three straight but only 34.1% all-play — a feel-good story without the substance to make noise.

34.1% all-play 95.3 PPG, last three weeks

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A Bruin Pegs Me 5-12

Bruin Pegs Me have dropped five in a row, the longest active losing streak in the AFL — 30.0% all-play and 90.8 PPG over the last three.

30.0% all-play 90.8 PPG, last three weeks