Jewpacabra | AFL Franchise

Championships

No AFL Championships

No Premier League Championships

Conference Titles

No conference titles

Division Titles T-12th of 24

Consolation Titles

No D-League Championships

No NIT Championships

All-time: 79-116
Win pct: .405
Seasons: 12
Points for: 21,445
Per game: 110.0
Playoff apps: 2

Single-Game Highlights

Highest score
183.65
Week 13, 2021
Lowest score
32.23
Week 6, 2022
Biggest blowout win
+91.89
 172.8–81.0 vs  Boondock Saints 
Week 15, 2025 
Biggest blowout loss
−181.10
 50.0–231.1 vs  Mariachi Ninjas 
Week 5, 2026 

Top Rivals

Most-intense shared history under the current owners — closeness, total meetings, and playoff stakes weighted.

MFL's archive for this season is incomplete — 2003 has no game-by-game results at all.

See full rivalry matrix

Trade Ledger (12)

2026 (1)

Bruin Pegs Me Sep 16, 2026
Sent
- 2027 R1 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received
- Hubbard, Chuba (RB)
- 2027 R9 pick (via Pegs Me)

2024 (1)

Micks Sep 28, 2024
Sent
- Harris, Najee (RB)
- Olave, Chris (WR)
- 2025 R5 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received
- White, Zamir (RB)
- Addison, Jordan (WR)
- 2025 R1 pick (via Micks)

2023 (1)

Chatmaster Sep 26, 2023
Sent
- Kupp, Cooper (WR)
Received
- Moss, Zack (RB)
- Brown, Marquise (WR)

2020 (1)

Micks Oct 27, 2020
Sent
- Akers, Cam (RB)
- Golladay, Kenny (WR)
- Fells, Darren (TE)
- 2021 R2 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received
- Montgomery, David (RB)
- Brown, Marquise (WR)
- Johnson, Diontae (WR)
- 2021 R4 pick (via Micks)

2018 (1)

Thundering Herd Sep 23, 2018
Sent
- Diggs, Stefon (WR)
- 2019 R3 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received
- Hunt, Kareem (RB)
- 2019 R7 pick (via Thundering Herd)

2017 (4)

Delirium Tremens Sep 28, 2017
Sent
- Thomas, Demaryius (WR)
- 2018 R9 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received
- 2018 R2 pick (via Delirium Tremens)
Thundering Herd Jul 14, 2017
Sent
- Abdullah, Ameer (RB)
- Draft pick R4.4
Received
- Forte, Matt (RB)
- Draft pick R9.11
Chatmaster Jul 14, 2017
Sent
- Hilton, T.Y. (WR)
- Draft pick R4.11
Received
- Draft pick R1.10
Balls Deep Jul 14, 2017
Sent
- Draft pick R3.4
Received
- Diggs, Stefon (WR)
- Edelman, Julian (WR)
- Draft pick R9.9

2016 (1)

Thundering Herd Oct 10, 2016
Sent
- Beckham, Odell (WR)
- 2017 R2 pick (via Jewpacabra)
Received
- Hyde, Carlos (RB)
- Hilton, T.Y. (WR)
- 2017 R4 pick (via Thundering Herd)

2015 (2)

Badd Boys Aug 7, 2015
Sent
- —
Received
- Beckham, Odell (WR)
Badd Boys Aug 7, 2015
Sent
- Charles, Jamaal (RB)
- Garcon, Pierre (WR)
- Draft pick R2.2
- Draft pick R4.2
Received
- Ellington, Andre (RB)
- Thomas, Julius (TE)
- Draft pick R1.12
- Draft pick R4.12